Saturday, September 8, 2012

Academic or person with bipolar disorder?*



Academic

Person with bipolar disorder

Going up:

So brilliant
No one understands my brilliance
I’m dead sexy
Only I can solve this problem
I just need more money/resources/time to be able to fit the pieces together
Mysteries of the universe will be revealed
A higher power has spoken to me directly to tell me to do thisa
The government is monitoring what I dob
Who needs sleep when there’s important work to be done?c
They’ll be sorry when they realize how wrong they were
They’re trying to steal my ideas!

The universe is full of joy and love




After the fall d:

My life is ruined
I’m a hopeless loser
I’ll never get a job
They had it in for me
Who gives a s*&^; nothing matters anymore

This misery will be over soon enough and I’ll be back to being productive again

For academics:  (a) Talked to an NIH program director at a conference (b) reporting (c) grant due/exams (d) exams/grant didn’t get funded/ ABD > 2 yrs



*I have bipolar disorder but do feel free to complain if you think this is in any way discriminatory to people with bipolar disorder, academics, Buddhists, miserable people, Democrats, vegans, members of the NRA, or any other group.